I was trying to characterize my optimism. I am on the positive end of the ruler but I am no optimist. But, I am not a pessimist either. So it struck me that I am cynically optimistic. I decided to take the rainbow and clouds route and make a nice comical shirt. It might be interesting to not that originally there were happy faces in the clouds but that was just too much.
Also, over at RedBubble, where I can be a bit more naughty, is a variation of this shirt with a pill and capsule on it. That shirt of course says clinically optimistic. Better living through chemistry. Get it here.